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Catch 22 because you can’t have what you want, only what you don’t.

The ½ is a ‘what if …’ which is intended to poke some gentle fun at the absurdities and irritations that surround us.

I’m retired, a grumpy optimist, writer, and shallow humourist.

I tried to retire a few years ago, but the price for moving to Devon was to run a B&B, not to enjoy a life of idle pleasure. But that’s another story – one just published in ‘Ten Commandments For Bed and Breakfast Guests’ – ‘A Glimpse of Life on the Other Side of the Pinny’.You an find it on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ten-Commandments-Bed-Breakfast-Guests/dp/1539846172/ref=sr_1_9?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1480416036&sr=1-9&keywords=david+hemmings

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